Probably a bike 

Hmm..puppy maybe

It’s clearly a gift card.

I bet it's a Lego Set

A very elaborate piece of cardboard

You know, this would be a fun gift idea. Put gifts in boxes that are each a piece of a “drum set” and put them all together. Then, watch as they rip off the wrapping paper expecting the obvious drum set while it’s actually just a bunch of small gifts in disguise.

It’s net neutrality

Yet another pair of socks from aunt mildred...

Nope, its the colonel's extra crispy Original recipe $20 fill up meal. Mmm mmm Its finger licking good.