Step 1: Become a victim

Nonexistent?
I think you need to spend some more time thinking this through.

No it's nonexiàjae. Get it right.

Real talk, there have been a couple instances in my life where I called police cause I needed help, they don't help at all.

I'm sorry, i dont know what that means.
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I'm sure your perception of your two police experiances are representative enough to make the choice that we'd all be better off without police.

I've had more than two experiences. Thanks for all the down votes.