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geluregis
· 6 years ago
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Jaywalking, speeding, and loitering count as crimes too.
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hood
· 6 years ago
I find it funny that suicide is a crime. Like i get why, to take into custody and try and help those who fail but the idea of it still seems kinda funny to me, i mean if a guy kills himself what you gonna do throw his corpse in a jail cell for 30 years? Sentence him to life? Imagine getting convicted for a crime and while your in the back of the cop car the cops stop to arrest someone else, next thing you know they throw a corpse next to you. What would you do?
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geluregis
· 6 years ago
I'd think that the purpose would be that, if they caught you attempting to commit suicide, they could arrest you on the spot.
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norwegiangirl
· 6 years ago
And they’d have reason to enter a private residence
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hood
· 6 years ago
Like i said i know the reason and that the arrest warrant expires when you do but my brain is like wouldn't it be funny if it didn't and they still had to arrest and jail the body and you could only be buried after you served time. My brain is weird. I know people will take offence to it but it's just a random thought and I understand if you don't like it. It's a serious subject and I'm making light of it but I'm the kind to think of something stupid and laugh at it, helps things not seem so bad.
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hood
· 6 years ago
In my head it's like weekend at bernies but more depressing. Like the person goes through the whole process, arrest, court case, jail time and then release.
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notaguestnomore
· 6 years ago
What would happen if you committed a crime in one country but then you move to a country where its not considered a crime? Would the colour of your blood change depending on where you are or are the crimes locked to where they were committed?
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fmer99
· 6 years ago
The heaven sees all
la
· 6 years ago
Soooo does heaven have like a proper list of crimes? Do we not follow county laws? Or does heaven have like all the laws of all countries? How does it choose between contradictory laws?
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curiositykicksass
· 6 years ago
They follow santa rules. He has this naughty list.
apple_maggots
· 6 years ago
Reminds me of that every time you lie you get a scar story. And tge sergeant with one huge scar
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maksee
· 6 years ago
That was deep
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