I need answers

Or how can I watch this 2-hour movie in 30 minutes

Can I get 8 years of sleep in 3 hours?

it is possible. it's called uberman-sleep.
google it!

Moar liek, can I get 24 hours of sleep 7 days a week!!!!

So simple! No one knows this but all you need to do is go to bed 5 hours earlier! Works every time