It was still a lot of fun! Excited for next week

Oh god now I want to write a Dr. Ew version of the grinch

Instead of stealing presents you steal the will to live of everyone... Jesus, such a dark book

I steal the brains of stupid people, but then at the end they all get up and act like morons anyway, and I find out what being stupid really was all about

I will buy that book

If they're stupid people, then they wouldn't have had brains to begin with. So what did you REALLY steal?

Idk, whatever they have rattling in their heads. It looks like a sponge or something

I thought stupid people had rocks in their heads. Maybe it was a pumice stone?

It felt wet and squishy to me

I don't drink alcohol.
*Takes off points*

I never said alcohol, you can have the beverage of your choice

Much better
*puts points back on*

Lol..... crazy guys... but I'm serious tho, I've always wondered