Man I can't stand it when I miss to see a golden opportunity like this happen. Its like "Hey analytical part of brain, can we get our shit together and work in real time for once? That would be awesome".
I wish i could tell when girls flirt with me. My friends always go "so dude who is she and she give you her number?" And my stupid as is like "no one, and what are you talking about? " "she was probably into you..." "really? Welp now she's disappointed and leaving and now I'm sad..."
...It's worse when the decades old flashbacks hit you... and you are like "GDI BRAIN, WE'VE GONE OVER THIS 10,000x WE'LL NEVER SEE HER AGAIN, STOP BREAKING ME" - heart.
"You're only 28, decades would make you 8... and thinking about them on avg 1.369x a day every single day" - brain.
"STFU WE DON'T AGE THE SAME" - heart.
"You're only 28, decades would make you 8... and thinking about them on avg 1.369x a day every single day" - brain.
"STFU WE DON'T AGE THE SAME" - heart.