Jaaa why man. :(

also: if ur not married and have at least one kid ur an idiot (it's true where i live)

I joked to my mom about preparing for the awkward period of no job after graduation and she gave me a reproachful look and said it had better not happen...

It literally took until I was 21 for me to shake off that mentality... It's okay, guys. There will be a few wise (adult-ier) adults in your life who will reassure you that no one really has this life thing all figured out. You're gonna be just fine. No one else has the right to define success for you.

that somebody is yourself