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That only applies if the recognizing authority doesn't hold minors accountable. In this case only a child under the age of linear reasoning would be exempt because they can't understand cause and effect. So figure 3-4 year olds on average, +or- a year for individual cases.

Haven't you learned ANYTHING from The Ghost Rider?

I’m going to have children just for this

What if your deal was, "I wanna be treated like an adult"?