What's wrong with a syed

Who's named Bort!?

I never found my name but I did find my mom's. When I went to see her 2 years ago I took it with me to give to her. Lmao of course I drank the soda lol
But before giving it to her I filled it with more soda lol.

I found a friggin Griselda, but not my name.

What about Barf?