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hood
· 6 years ago
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Um yea we do sir, that'll be 3 pork chops and 2 bacons
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parisqeen
· 6 years ago
I only have 1 bacon and a rib, will that be okay?
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hood
· 6 years ago
Ah sorry mam you're one bacon short, wait what's the weight of the ribs and the basting sauce?
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novelus
· 6 years ago
No basting sauce. It has a dry rub on it.
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hood
· 6 years ago
Ok but how many ribs in the package per kilogram
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parisqeen
· 6 years ago
3/4 maybe? I kinda ate most of it in the checkout line
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hood
· 6 years ago
Ah well then you don't have enough, you'll need a whole pork rib in BBQ sauce to cover this
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parisqeen
· 6 years ago
Ah shit, well...drat
What if I steal it?
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hood
· 6 years ago
No mam you can't steal that's illegal
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parisqeen
· 6 years ago
What? sorry I can't hear you over the sound of me stealing
hood
· 6 years ago
*pulls gun* mam you take another step and I'll have to shoot, now either pay in cash, beef or pork... we don't accept lamb
parisqeen
· 6 years ago
Dammit boy! I don't have por-
Hm. Do you accept human flesh?
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hood
· 6 years ago
... im listening, how much in weight?
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parisqeen
· 6 years ago
50kg....55 if you want the head
hood
· 6 years ago
I'll take it now run and never speak of this again, you may keep the head if you like
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novelus
· 6 years ago
That took an interesting turn.
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parisqeen
· 6 years ago
Roger that *sprints away*
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pokethebear
· 6 years ago
Street meat
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What if I steal it?
Hm. Do you accept human flesh?