I find it hilarious to think that the pope was running around rome looking behind bushes and under beds to find michaelangelo:
*Pope sees a bulge behind a curtain*
‘AH-HAH, I a-got you, you penis drawing sinner’
*Just a statue*
*Pope shuffles away visibly upset*
*Pope sees a bulge behind a curtain*
‘AH-HAH, I a-got you, you penis drawing sinner’
*Just a statue*
*Pope shuffles away visibly upset*