Never stop learning!

If no one does it, then who is the note for?

I need this sign in my bathroom, morons run out of paper and just rest the new roll on top, of you’re able to do that just replace the damn roll

Whomevers

A singer in a smoky room...

Whomever? Actually, you HAVE to use "whoever" in that sentence.
...wait, "whomever(s)"? The person who wrote this clearly has a fedora where his brain should be.