Million dollar idea

I have this problem constantly, I’m trying this

It’s amazing how strangers have the power to make me don pants.

I'd also have to get a door shirt, cause in my own home I prefer to walk around butt nekkid.

Door Pants!
I love it!

So I am guessing this was posted by an American which is absolutely fine as we love you guys (and girls)....but just so you can get an idea of how I read this, being an Englishman, then in place of "pants", read "shorts" :)

What about an apron? Faster to take on than pants.

Bachelor level 100

Or you could just throw on a robe, probably quicker to put on.