Yes, but if it doesn't kill you you may have your arteries replaced with plastic tubes. And delicatessen are a factor of colon cancer, which means 1. He'll have to show his ass to a doctor, and not in a kinky way, and 2. He can have his intestines replaced with a plastic pouch containing all his feces. Not really badass.
This will still be my fate though.
To he fair, he's already died like a half dozen times and they actually killed Death, so really, at this point bacon is the only thing that stands a chance against him
This will still be my fate though.