Is that how you get a cate?

In response to the title, no, this is not how you get a cat. This is how the cat gets you.

This is my cat. I've been looking everywhere for Sir Bacon. He is the father of my other cat's kittens(bacon bits). Please return him.

Never move

I don't know if this is really how you get a cat, but it'll probably get you a nice variety of critters and diseases.