Can't get any creepier

I mean as long as you aren't looking at them with a rape face you should be fine, but everyone is so anxious and scared nowadays anything can happen.

tbh if my kid said this i'd insist on holding both their hands and walking around like that.
kids gotta have some fucking sense and if they don't, you gotta help instill some in them not /walk behind them bc they said you cramp their style/. what kind of fucking parenting is this?