I like ducks

That's the greatest thing I've ever heard.

" the most well behaved fucking poultry I've ever seen " hahahahahah

What the duck?

That guy ._.

BUT WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING ABOUT A CALM DUCKLING?

I will find this school and enrol in it! I want a duck!

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT USEING PUNCTUATION!?!?!

this is the update to this experiment http://funsubstance.com/fun/64165/update-to-the-duckling/

That duck will be so confused when the experiment is over, and will feel so betrayed when it becomes dinner