Yes because I'm a nice guy

Hahaha, fuck no. I'm a self depreciating cunt.

I talk to myself as if there is an audience of people sitting to my right (as I always turn my head to the right when I talk to myself.)

Yes because I can take a joke and also am not a pansy.

I'd kick them in the nuts. Though, if I could, I would probably kick myself in the nuts too

But guilt needs reasoning and guilt is what makes us have compassion for others

Can you imagine how much cool shit we could build?