I used to work in The Netherlands and lived in Germany for a few years. In the beginning I didn't have a drivers license so I would take the train to cross the border when going home. And because of some laws in both country's being opposite that train usually contained a fuck ton of weed. Knowing this border control often came on board with their dogs. At one very specific day I had bloody jeans from a dog got a nosebleed and I generally touched around 30/40 animals a day so I smelled very interesting. I get on the train very exhausted, decided to sit in a four-seater for legspace and start to doze off. By the last stop I notice them on the platform so I get my idea ready and continue my stare out of the window. After a few minutes the doors open and they come to check my department and the dog immediatly stops at me and starts sniffing my leg. The handler was very relaxed at it and asked me if I had some sort of contact with animals to which I explained I'm a veterinairy assistant.
So they continued the search, found quite some stuff and the handler and the dog come back at me to chitchat for a bit. All of the sudden the dog points at the seat in front of me, the handler and I make eyecontact and I was like 'oh fuck'. The handler then on his knees pulls 2 bags of weed from under the seat and looks at me in a second of confusion. Then asks 'have you seen who put it there' to which I responded no. Someone either had put it there while I was asleep or before I got on the train. And eventhough I was innocent I had a mild heartattack when the dog pointed.
Long story short:
My bloody, furry an smelling like 30 animals jeans almost made a druglover very happy and I could have been interrogated because of that.
They came to my school and one started barking relentlessly at my locker. Got escorted out of class to have my locker searched & it was just my stinky gym shoes..
Long story short:
My bloody, furry an smelling like 30 animals jeans almost made a druglover very happy and I could have been interrogated because of that.