Worst joke I ever heard has a story to it.
When my oldest brother was 5 my parents took him to 6 Flags over Texas. They were tired so they stopped at a comedy act that was in a saloon style restaurant in the park.
As the comedian was telling jokes my brother was sitting right by the stage with my parents kept saying that's not funny after every joke. He was a real heckler lol. So the comedian stops his act goes over to him by now the whole place only laughs after my brother heckles the guy. He says to my brother "You don't think I'm funny?"
My brother says "NOPE!" Making a popping sound on the P lol.
So he pulls him on stage hands him the mic and says "You think you can do better you try."
My brother the little shit doesn't skip a beat. He stands center stage and says "Why did the duck cross the road?"
The whole room yells "WHY?"
He says "Because it was tied to the chicken."
Apparently the guy loved it so much he gave him a gold tin sheriff badge my Mom still has.
Of course lol the whole place laughed and the comedian about near fell over laughing. He told my brother he could come tell jokes when ever he liked. And to this day he tells people he could of been a stand up comic. lol
When my oldest brother was 5 my parents took him to 6 Flags over Texas. They were tired so they stopped at a comedy act that was in a saloon style restaurant in the park.
As the comedian was telling jokes my brother was sitting right by the stage with my parents kept saying that's not funny after every joke. He was a real heckler lol. So the comedian stops his act goes over to him by now the whole place only laughs after my brother heckles the guy. He says to my brother "You don't think I'm funny?"
My brother says "NOPE!" Making a popping sound on the P lol.
So he pulls him on stage hands him the mic and says "You think you can do better you try."
My brother the little shit doesn't skip a beat. He stands center stage and says "Why did the duck cross the road?"
The whole room yells "WHY?"
He says "Because it was tied to the chicken."
Apparently the guy loved it so much he gave him a gold tin sheriff badge my Mom still has.