I'm glad I finally do know how

Whew, I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who was falling the wrong way. Can ya please show me how, when ya get the hang of falling down the stairs the right way?

Honestly, I’ve never managed to fall down the stairs, always up, once I even fell up the stairs backwards.

WOHA!!! You must teach me MASTER!!!

Well step one involves having no depth perception.