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Idk, I've seen worse. Should I go introduce myself?

Be my guest

Alright.
*heads down to introduce myself*
*10 minutes later* Holy shit, that's Hilary from evil school! We had a class together! I didn't recognize her new looks

I would recognize Hilary Clinton anywhere, I can't believe you went to school wuth her!

Yeah! We had a "tyrannical ruling" class together

Did she skip the digital secrets section of that class? It's only one day out of the class if I recall.

No she never had that class to begin with. She skipped ethics, that was her biggest mistake.

She was always a bad student

We never talked much. I forgot to ask what she's been up to after evil school. Oh well

I think she's been litteraly trying to take over the world. She's just now realizing that particular task is impossible.

Is that so? I tried to do that once, but no one showed up to my "taking over the world" party, so I called it off

Taking over the world is just too much work. I started to plan it, but plans are so hard. So I just watched Netflix and got on fs

I'm still working on it, but first I need money

I eat too much to have money

I play too many games to have money.

I'm just too poor to have money.