Step 1 - Move to Scotland. Step 2 - Open Ice Cream parlour. Step 3 - Pimping

Ice cream parlour in Scotland with a back room for extra sprinkles

The ice cream melted and created a slippery slope

And look at the number of prostitutes there now!
(Honestly I have no idea. Could be 0)

How would ice cream lead to cigarettes? If it's the ...hem... gestures involved, it could be directly linked to prostitution without having to take those steps, so why on earth were cigarettes involved in this?

Ice cream-cigaretts-kissing-prostitution-video games-school shootings THEY COULD HAVE SAVE THE WORLD !