Lmfao this reminds me of two stories.
Here is 1
See my 2nd oldest is a truck driver and he goes on long haul all the time. His company does not allow guns or weapons to protect yourself on the road but issues each driver a stun gun. My brother being his 6'7 large muscled self NEVER needed to use it.
Now I say NEEDED because he still used it. He used it on my youngest brother. lol See my youngest brother was 16 at the time and he is pretty much the butt of the joke alot but he takes it and laughs at it. He is a good guy. Well except when it comes to that stun gun lmao. When my 2nd oldest brother got it he let all my brothers take a zap. Well all laughed except the youngest he wet himself lol.
So now when my 2nd oldest brother sees the baby brother all he has to do is let that thing make the clicking sound and my brother wets himself like a dog. And the whole time yelling you fucker I hate you lol.
Here is story 2
My Dad was a state fire Marshall for many years. See some don't know that Fire Marshalls are given badges, guns, police batons, and stun guns. Just like a police officer. Well my Dad was a Fire Marshall before they gave out stun guns and when they started to give them out he had to take classes on how to use them properly.
So one day they say so you understand the full effect of the stun gun we will be shooting you with the gun version of stun guns and shocking you as long as a criminal should be shocked.
So they all line up my Dad is hanging out at the end of the line. See one guy shoots the person that was in front of them and than they get their turn at being shot.
Guys are laughing as others are flipping on the ground. My dad is not he is thinking. So time comes it's his time. He takes the gun shoots the guy that was in front of him he flopps around and done. Now the instructor says your turn
My Dad reloads the stun gun points it at the instructor and says No it isn't. And the instructor says you are right it isn't.
And my dad walks off the mat and sits down at his table. The whole room erupted in laughter.
Here is 1
See my 2nd oldest is a truck driver and he goes on long haul all the time. His company does not allow guns or weapons to protect yourself on the road but issues each driver a stun gun. My brother being his 6'7 large muscled self NEVER needed to use it.
Now I say NEEDED because he still used it. He used it on my youngest brother. lol See my youngest brother was 16 at the time and he is pretty much the butt of the joke alot but he takes it and laughs at it. He is a good guy. Well except when it comes to that stun gun lmao. When my 2nd oldest brother got it he let all my brothers take a zap. Well all laughed except the youngest he wet himself lol.
So now when my 2nd oldest brother sees the baby brother all he has to do is let that thing make the clicking sound and my brother wets himself like a dog. And the whole time yelling you fucker I hate you lol.
My Dad was a state fire Marshall for many years. See some don't know that Fire Marshalls are given badges, guns, police batons, and stun guns. Just like a police officer. Well my Dad was a Fire Marshall before they gave out stun guns and when they started to give them out he had to take classes on how to use them properly.
So one day they say so you understand the full effect of the stun gun we will be shooting you with the gun version of stun guns and shocking you as long as a criminal should be shocked.
So they all line up my Dad is hanging out at the end of the line. See one guy shoots the person that was in front of them and than they get their turn at being shot.
Guys are laughing as others are flipping on the ground. My dad is not he is thinking. So time comes it's his time. He takes the gun shoots the guy that was in front of him he flopps around and done. Now the instructor says your turn
And my dad walks off the mat and sits down at his table. The whole room erupted in laughter.