Business scythe

"Obvious plant"

Dr.Phil is stealing your mojo Grimreaper

*annoying mode on* scythes need to have two little handles, one at the bottom, one in the middle, as they were originally made to cut grass and without these handles it becomes highly impractical. And imagine taking souls with poor control of your blade... So yeah it'll give you confidence until someone like me points that out and *dies abruptly, sliced by the cheap scythe knock off*