I did this with one of my cats when I was sitting on the couch next to my husband. My husband turns to me to ask what we were having for dinner when the cat stands up and starts to move around to get more comfey. My husband stops mid-sentence and says "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH YOUR STOMACH!?!?"
I look down thinking what is he talking about? Than it clicked he didn't know I put the cat under my hoodie. So I say "WHAT THE FUCK! O GOD WHATS HAPPENING TO ME? BABE HELP!" And I unzip my hoodie just enough for the cat to just pop it's head out. When it does I say "OMG I gave birth to a cat!"
He just stares me down and says "You are an asshole." lol
I look down thinking what is he talking about? Than it clicked he didn't know I put the cat under my hoodie. So I say "WHAT THE FUCK! O GOD WHATS HAPPENING TO ME? BABE HELP!" And I unzip my hoodie just enough for the cat to just pop it's head out. When it does I say "OMG I gave birth to a cat!"
He just stares me down and says "You are an asshole." lol