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affluent_rhino
· 6 years ago
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that's too high a risk of me accidentally chopping my dick off with the machete
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sunflowers
· 6 years ago
Only works if you're a guy, if you're a girl you're gonna have a bad time.
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metaanalysis
· 6 years ago
I don't know about that. Man, woman, or child, running at me with a machete, naked or not, screaming "it's fun time," is gonna scare the piss outta me.
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sm19
· 6 years ago
One time the house alarm went off (false alarm) but my ass grabbed the knife I have by my bedside, ran out of my room with just a t-shirt on, and my parents were just like "the hell are you doing".
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