If there is ever a zombie apocalypse

But what if the zombies...have Costco cards?

How do you get the card and what if people in there are zombies

Yeah people are going to be standing there to make sure you have a card during the zombie apocalypse.

walmart has guns; i go there;

it seems like i'm fucked, living in europe and all...

Go to a Dick's Sporting Goods or something. Surround the place with treadmills. Tons of running shoes, clothes, protein bars, guns and ammo.
Surviving the apocalypse like a boss! Yeahhhhhhhh!!!
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