Cokedragon

cokedragon


I'm sure you're here by mistake. But if you aren't, the next time you see my name, comment "You've been bipped" for <3

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Heaven on earth! 4 comments
cokedragon · 5 years ago
Then one guy makes that one footstep...
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In case you haven't seen a puppy sleeping with a giraffe plush yet 3 comments
cokedragon · 5 years ago
My dog actually had a fairly similar giraffe plush she loved when she was a pup too :D
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What my teacher did when the clock broke in her room 5 comments
cokedragon · 6 years ago
Maybe it was just a really small clock :)
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Jennifer lawrence 6 comments
cokedragon · 6 years ago
What if I just thought all three?
JLaw :D 12 comments
cokedragon · 6 years ago
Why not both? I call her JenLaw.
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Hiding your p*rn 2 comments
cokedragon · 6 years ago
I’m tempted to do this, except with a video at the end with a realistic title that inside has a 3 minute rickroll.
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Post Title 8 comments
cokedragon · 6 years ago
Sorry, one does not simply withstand that much cute.
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Veggie heads 7 comments
cokedragon · 6 years ago
If the world could just work like this in general, that'd be greaaat.
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Need-to-know Tips 10 comments
cokedragon · 6 years ago
*Flips a table*
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Nope 12 comments
cokedragon · 6 years ago
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What a beautiful quote! *crying* 11 comments
cokedragon · 6 years ago
Because no matter the orientation, a boob is always a boob ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Just a horse with yellow gloves on its ears. 3 comments
cokedragon · 6 years ago
Cool, deafen it why don't you.
Well that escalated quickly 10 comments
cokedragon · 6 years ago
A is actually a very good artist.
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Reasons Against Gay Marriage 77 comments
cokedragon · 6 years ago
Holy shit, #8 is always what I have to use (before now and going on ofc).
My life in a picture 8 comments
cokedragon · 6 years ago
My secret is I'm actually a figment of your imagination.
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She nailed it! 6 comments
cokedragon · 6 years ago
The world may never know.
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Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you. 9 comments
cokedragon · 6 years ago
In a world where this probably happens really rarely legitimately, what would the actual response of a teacher be in this situation? "Bullshit?"
Why English Is Fun .. 16 comments
cokedragon · 6 years ago
"All the faith he had had had had no effect on the outcome of his life." Absolutely no commas needed.
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Magic cleaning gel 36 comments
cokedragon · 6 years ago
Magic Magic Cleaning Gel Cleaning Gel, of course.
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The 'oh, f*ck' guy 8 comments
cokedragon · 6 years ago
Can I get a link to the base pic?
WHY ARE WE NOT FUNDING THIS 50 comments
cokedragon · 6 years ago
This is genius marketing 11 comments
cokedragon · 6 years ago
Risky as shit. If even one is faulty...
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Clogged sink 14 comments
cokedragon · 6 years ago
*the sound of running, then tripping over nothing*
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Totally drunk in bed 12 comments
cokedragon · 6 years ago
Much dizzy.
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