When I try to do crunches

This is why "modern art" is complete bullshit

A ‘modern art’ gallery is just a bunch if empty rooms filled with weird shit.
“LOOK AT THIS LONG MONKEY I MADE”
(Small crowd gasps and awes and clicks disposable cameras)
A MASTERPIECE

The phrase “long ass monkey” seriously makes me laugh for some reason.

Where is this? I'd like to see it