Money solves 99% of problems. Got a bad heart? Buy a new one. Got mental issues? Buy a therapist, the pills they prescribe, and nice things to comfort you. College expensive? Buy that shit. Shot job? Quit it yous rich dude. Stabbed? Yea probs screwed unless you get to hospital quickly then BUY THAT SHIT. Some ransomed? Well you're kinda fucked cause they usually kill them anyone but money might help buy a strike team.
Money doesn't solve everything
But you can buy things that solve the problems using money
If you couldn't, well you suck! Give me your money and I'll show you how it's done
Not true. If you're in the face of a mugger who wants to stab you no offers of money will stop him. He'll just want you more dead so he can take it faster. And no matter your money level there's no way to fully guarantee no being alone with a mugger.
But you can buy things that solve the problems using money
If you couldn't, well you suck! Give me your money and I'll show you how it's done