Facts of Life

not that they can't do it, but they don't look first

I mostly trust fall the toilet when i'm half asleep. I now have trust issues.

@konixx, how about the other way around? Obviously guys have perfected lifting it, but somehow some of you just can't seem to follow through to putting it back the way it was.

@konixx We believe such a menial task of putting a toilet seat up or down can be achieved by both parties. Men put it up. Women put it down. Everyone wins.

Do you sometimes go into the bathroom and take a mean shit that smooshes directly back onto your buttocks and smears all over your cheeks because you couldn't be fucked to check and see that the lid was also down?
Do you have eyes?

If y’all consider yourself an adult then you should be smart enough to LOOK before ya plop. Unless you are in your own house and have been living by yourself or with other lady’s an ya just started havin yo man start stayin over. Then I can see ya being use to the seat being down. Cause even when I lived by myself I always looked to make sure the seat was down. Y’all can have the power to put the seat down too. I use to leave the seat up so I didn’t leave dribble on it when I peed. My ollady still looks to make sure it’s down an we have been together for almost 18yrs. @mayflower10196 LMFAO!!!!

Women: Put the seat down when you’re done please
Man: Ugh okay fine
Man: Put the seat up when you’re done please
Women: What the FUCK did you just say to me you little bitch
(Paraphrasing slightly but this is just from experience please don’t attack me)

@kaulin. Hahahahaha!!

I personally think both parties should close the toilet entirely before flushing simply because it throws a fine mist of piss and shit into the air....