U heard it here first, folks

Valhalla will keep awaiting you for now

Valhalla is only for those who die fighting

I died fighting the urge to make a joke and ew came and revived me. I was almost through the fucking door mate.
Edit: also if you haven't noticed me and ew here are fighting to take over the world.

Exactly, how can I take over the world when you're dead?

I could have arranged an alliance with the gods and the spirits of those who died the good death. We could have had gods and dead people ew. DEAD PEOPLE.

You can't conquer the world, I'm conquering the world. You two fuck off to Heaven or something.

We started first so wait your damn turn.

You can have another world instead you bloke

Let's cut a deal. I get the Americas, you get Eurasia and Oceania, and we'll split Africa. After that we can try to conquer eachother.

*stares longingly into your eyes*
How about I conquer you now? ;)

*confused squint*

*slides my hands around your waist*

Stab him ew while his pants are down. THIS WORLD IS OURS

Y'all know what a Doombot is? Surprise.

You know what a Trex with a couple sets set of gau-8 Gatling guns that I had Ew invent is? Surprise

Heehee, it was fun