How to socialise

I was trying to high five you but you turned it into a hug that I wasn't into: an everyday encounter

I accidentally locked eyes with you while zoning out and now you probably think I'm some kind of demented creature that doesn't know when to stop looking at someone; The triology

I tried to say a witty comeback but ended up tripping over my own words so now I seem like an idiot: based off the award-winning novel coming soon to a theatre near you