God damn, you actually got me with that!

This post makes my brain hurt

Swooloo.

“Holy shit you fucking killed her, dude!”

Finally a good boomer idea.

Yes, this is what the official Pokédex has to say about Parasect.
You know, for the kids!

“We’ll each need to take down about 10.”

Deku? Is that you?

I personally have never been to those places, but I have been camping before. It was pretty In Tents.

One of my favorite quotes comes from “The Go-Giver”, it basically boils down to “always go into a relationship looking to give and add, rather than to take and subtract.”

Well alcohol is literally classified as a poison.

Teach children how the economy works. Teach them how to file taxes, and how to budget. I even believe there should be some entrepreneurial electives in school these days!

It was not by my hand that I was once again given flesh!

Look up "awaken my masters" on youtube. You won't be disappointed.

This can’t be real, this has got to be an Onion article or something.

November: “Awaken, my masters!”

Man, that’s THWACK!

DELET THIS

Why does he kinda look like Jonathan Joestar?

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

That’s one of the things I never understood about the series. How did the authorities never even suspect the Dursleys?

Must have been a different kind of church.