Brown eyes tend to be less susceptible to diseases pertaining to the eye, so point 1 in our favor.

The ability to regenerate from any wound, even total bodily obliteration.

Thanks, Jontron.

Can never go wrong with some good old liquid courage.

The day is still young, Creamy. I still have time.

“You have no idea how fast I really am.”

If there’s ever a photographer who wants to take a photo of Hell, this May be it.

Wholesome boomer!

I’m feeling attacked

Here, have an upvote for the great art.

Okay, I know I’m gonna get a lot of hate for this, but...
They planned this since the beginning. That whole debacle with nightmare sonic was just a publicity stunt.

God damn, you actually got me with that!

This post makes my brain hurt

Swooloo.

“Holy shit you fucking killed her, dude!”

Finally a good boomer idea.

Yes, this is what the official Pokédex has to say about Parasect.
You know, for the kids!

“We’ll each need to take down about 10.”

Deku? Is that you?