A friend of mine always carries a Nokia 3210 as his default phone - because of all the adventures he goes on (geology student, goes from one place to another by fishing and sailing and hiking mountain ranges for fun, also typical boertjie (think big, decent, country/farm boy in khaki's)), and he feels he doesn't need anything more.
So anyway, he got mugged the one day, and on command took out his phone, they told him to stop the act and give his real phone (because of the high crime levels people often carry a decoy shittier phone for muggings), and after he told them repeatedly that that is his real phone, they searched him, only to find he was speaking the truth. Left very disappointed and told him to keep it and his wallet (he only had his student card, coffee coupon, and licence) since apparently, his life must suck for him to have so little of value.
So anyway, he got mugged the one day, and on command took out his phone, they told him to stop the act and give his real phone (because of the high crime levels people often carry a decoy shittier phone for muggings), and after he told them repeatedly that that is his real phone, they searched him, only to find he was speaking the truth. Left very disappointed and told him to keep it and his wallet (he only had his student card, coffee coupon, and licence) since apparently, his life must suck for him to have so little of value.