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"Slaves. Whoops 'Students' not included"

A few of us decided we'd sell ferrets for free on Craigslist and made the principals mobile the number to call. She had to sit the entire year level down and tell us off because a man named Dave "was very upset he couldn't get ferrets and has repeatedly called back crying".

Ours was lame, we had a giant window above the cafeteria and someone spray painted a penis on it. Took them two days to get it cleaned.