A blooming Queen of the Andes cactus, each node is made of dozens of flowers

You jest, but that comment is disturbingly accurate

You'd think I'd jest on a matter such as this, but if I ever come into contact with one of these, I will fullfill my promise

I would never call your dedication to your cause into question. Even if that cause will likely end very poorly for very specific parts of you. I was referring to anything being a dildo. Like for some psychotic reason they've made "anatomically correct" ones based off whale penises. I have no idea who came up with that, but there must be a demand for it, which is possibly even more disturbing.