Thanksgiving comes early this year
Like my father once said (in fact he says it very often) "it moves, it's edible" "except for cockroaches and maybugs, those 2 are nasty"
We've got turkey gangs in my neighborhood. They roam in packs and own the streets, and they know it, too. You can honk all you want, they'll just surround your car and make you late. I'm pretty sure they're involved in shady politics behind the scenes, too, as the city council gets really upset if you kill one.
Like my father once said (in fact he says it very often) "it moves, it's edible" "except for cockroaches and maybugs, those 2 are nasty"