Right way to go

If any fucker puts me in this car as I'm wheezing and saying goodbye to my grandchildren, I'll stay alive just to shank them.

I'd crawl out into traffic

I will shoot myself before getting into that thing.

If I am dying in there, I want complete silence. If I hear the word "Banana", I am taking out that entire vehicle.

"p-please,, pull my fucking plug"

i would gladly get in that

Maybe realize that its probably for kids instead of mindlessly jumping on the minions hate train. And a kid would definitely panick less as he is rushed to the hospital in a minion themed ambulance than a normal one.
Jesus.