On the one hand- it’s quite unrealistic that someone capable of his feats of strength wouldn’t have some donk. On the other hand, he has crazy endurance and most distance runners aren’t pulling a two donkey team on their back 40. Most special ops guys who are loose in the field tend to look more like wirey hobos than the baby of gi joe and a male model (at least on mission,) but I think realistically he’d still have a well defined monkey and not some hank hill board bottom. The next game needs to be called “cake eater” cause they took his marvelous cake and made that backyard sugar free. Of course I’m sure someone will find a way to make an argument over “male gender equality” out of this. I’m hoping not... but I feel it coming.
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· 6 years ago
You said every euphemism I could think of for ass.
Fudge factory... dang. Shoulda used that one. His fudge factory isn’t sugar free. It was early and I was tired. I also didn’t use “the brown ball room,” “badookey” “plump peaches,” or a few other favorites. But thank you.
Edit* I also want to throw in “Olympus mounds” and fault my self for not making a nuke/megaton reference for those weapons of mass destructions he’s got strapped to his cargo hold.
I was literally commenting today how nice a butt he has but OKAY THEN
HIS GLOREOUS GLUDIOUS MAXIMUS
Edit* I also want to throw in “Olympus mounds” and fault my self for not making a nuke/megaton reference for those weapons of mass destructions he’s got strapped to his cargo hold.