Doctors hate him for this one simple trick

Yay!

@dr_richard_ew exactly what is your doctorate?

We got a someone that wants to know THINGS ew. THINGS. It's unacceptable. Heresy it is.

He won't be asking much longer when I apply this chloroform to his face
*slaps a chloroformed rag onto ref's mouth and nose*

*struggles for a while then suddenly stops*
*rips rag off my face and gasps for air*
"You know that chloroform isn't an instant tranquilizer, right?"

I know, I just wanted to keep you distracted so-
*Beth hits you in the booty with an elephant tranq dart*

*Mixes up darts and ends up hitting with a concentrated foxglove*

Beth noooooooooo!

Beth yes

*i panic and hold up a frying pan to my rear, causing the dart to ricochet into a water pipe. The pipe breaks open and floods the floor*

Dammit, now my home is a swimming pool