If you're good looking you can get away with edgelord quotes

Boy, you will surely break your neck in Indian traffic then.

"Why did Tom Hardy cross the road?"
"To restore faith in humanity!"

He should too look into the sky for planes crashing down on him.. This days people do that kind of weird crazy shit

Smart move, Tom. I nearly got hit by a car going the wrong way on a one way street. I always look both ways now, also.