It's weird that we all live the same life

bro once i had sleep paralysis laying face down and i swear i was like legit about to suffocate. I used all the brain power i had to wake up i think i almost popped a blood vessel with all that concentration.

I've got the exact opposite, I try this with my girlfriend to be cute and stuff, she has insanely small lungs and I can feel my body going "Please stop!"

Is it weird that I do this with my dog? I almost suffocate every time. I’ll never learn.

Wait until you have a baby....