Surprise!

Other day had a customer I knew was vegan come in and ask for vegetarian spring rolls with her meal... I asked if she was sure because they have egg in (to seal them shut) and she just looked devastated. Didn't say anything or look at me, took the spring rolls and ate them in sorrow.

I guess you’re just a lameass vegetarian

There's veg mayonnaise also available in the market, take a sandwich without Mayo and then use that.

I literally saw this story on this sight two hours ago :o