Now you know what to do

My sister's cat is black. She's an absolute nutcase.

Aren't they seen as lucky in England?

My black cat came back yesterday :) he was missing for more than a week (probably because of the heat).

Or it’s a witch in disguise

I miss mine so much. He was my comfort and companion for 13 years.

My 12 year old black cat is my therepy kitty

Sounds suspiciously like something a black would say!

My black cat is pretty much an asshole and a special kind of krazi.