My niece does that
You hit her, she cries. You don't hit her, she cries. You literally just breathe, she cries
You know what I do? Put her in the bathroom
She's fucking terrified of being locked in the bathroom
So "do you cry or do you wanna come out!?"
And she stops her nonsense crying
Note: no need to worry, she never has to stay in there more than 30 seconds
You hit her, she cries. You don't hit her, she cries. You literally just breathe, she cries
You know what I do? Put her in the bathroom
She's fucking terrified of being locked in the bathroom
So "do you cry or do you wanna come out!?"
And she stops her nonsense crying
Note: no need to worry, she never has to stay in there more than 30 seconds