Eating ice cream with chopsticks

Whenever someone says, "I shit you not", they're not joking

Damn how long did it take?

I'm gonna start eating ice cream with a fork now, and chopsticks when I can.

You were able to use chopsticks at 6? I'm 25 and I still don't know how!

I'm been doing that for years! I didn't know it was unusual.
Now try eating an egg roll with them.