Metric is the only way

Because fuck you, that's why

Metric isn't "math". Metric is simply another system of measurement. Just because other countries are using it doesn't make it perfect or infallible (let's not forget that the eggheads are currently debating the definition of the kilogram). It just makes these other countries mindless lemmings. I'll keep drinking my pints of beer and you can take an enema with your 473 milliliters of warm swill!

*When you're an American student in almost every other country aside from like 5*

A European student

here in england, we don’t know either system, we just say random units and hope it works out, which, weirdly, it almost always does.

*Maths