Looks like I missed out

It's a female photographer.

people be gay

I assume that everyone on the internet is a teenager.

There are no teenagers on internet. There also are no girls, female or otherwise. All the photos are shopped. It's all Russian robots and Nigerian fake Princes. It's just a half dozen guys in a bunker in the Arctic messing with each other.

I must be Nigerian then

Then stop with the e-mails about money you need to transfer. I'm onto you. Send that Western Union/Walmart Card stuff to one of the other four guys.